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10.06.2025 13:32

Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
—
Then came..
VMware drops the lowest tier of its partner program – except in Europe - theregister.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
No way