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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 13:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

An 'invisible threat': Swarm of hidden 'city killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations show - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

VMware drops the lowest tier of its partner program – except in Europe - theregister.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

No way